*last updated 31 October 2016

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Cherry|soda Victoria, Bc Escort Cherry Soda Rules of Etiquitte




This page exists for no other reason than to ensure you and I fully enjoy our time shared with one another... 


My promise to you, is that I will always provide you with all of the information I can to make your experience a memorable one!


Delivering genuine, caring, understanding, and heartfelt service with a gentle, personal touch is what I'm known for. However, you may have a few behaviours that you see as fine, which I could find irritating, or offensive. This could effect the quality of your session, or cause me to see you as someone I would not desire as a client. 


Likewise, you may see something here which offends you. If so, please feel free to let me know! Criticism is always welcomed, as long as it's constructive in nature. I would rather know beforehand, rather than you not enjoying your time with me as much as you could have. 


Knowledge is power, so what I try to do with this page is educate my clients about common pitfalls that a few past clients/potential clients have fallen into, unfortunately affecting their time with me in a negative manner.


I will work hard to ensure our special time is everything you've envisioned... and more. 


You will most likely find my etiquette page to be unlike others you have read... It's unique, like me. Seriously though, I believe this page, more than any other, should be straight forward, frank, and it should let the reader know exactly what you're saying. Too often, true meanings have been lost, due to the writer trying to use flowery language to 'pretty up' difficult subjects, or code words to avoid shady topics. You'll see none of that here. Just the bare facts, delivered in a concise manner which I hope everyone is able to easily understand.


So please read the following information with an open mind, and remember it's for educational purposes, and education is a good thing! While I'm quite serious and passionate about these topics, please try not to take offence to my sarcastic, sometimes cynical style of delivery. It's almost completely tongue-in-cheek. However, please remember the information on this page is the most serious which I offer on the site, so I do ask you show me respect, and steer clear of the actions presented below 


Lastly, if you are trying to gauge how I might be in person, this page isn't likely the best barometer to use. The topics covered here are genuine problems I've encountered, so I come off as quite a bit bitchier than I am when these issues are not present. If you've never met me before, the remainder of my site is a much more true reflection of the real me.


...just remember! Follow the direction laid out on this page, and you'll never have see my inner bitch. I promise! ;)


The little emoticons you will find at the end of each topic title on this page are a more lighthearted way to represent the severity of each segment. The following legend gives insight into what each emoticon represents, by my corresponding emotional reaction:
๐Ÿ˜Š - happy
๐Ÿ˜ณ - disbelief 
๐Ÿ˜ž - disappointment
๐Ÿ˜• - slightly annoyed 
๐Ÿ˜’ - very annoyed
๐Ÿ˜ก - angry (or, at least as angry as I get)


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|All I'm really askin', is for a little respect.๏ปฟ๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜Š

The most basic thing...

The main expectation I have of all my clients is respect. Out of all of the guys that I've interacted with; in person, on the phone, through texts, or e-mail - almost all of you have been great! However, even great guys can miss out on some of the basics. They probably didn't even realize they're being disrespectful!

โ€‹๏ปฟI sincerely hope these next few paragraphs offer a small amount of insight into the complex relationship between escort and client and will help ensure that you and I have the best experience possible when we meet.
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|Aโ€‹ll you're askin'... is for a little bareback? Keep your money. Buy some common sense instead.๐Ÿ˜ก


The most stupid thing...


Without question, the most stupid thing you could ever request from a sex worker, is to have sexual intercourse without using a condom. This type of irresponsible, reckless, self-destructive behaviour is completely taboo in the realm of reputable escorts, and is rarely tolerated. It very often will result in a lifetime ban... for just mentioning this service


Facts are facts, and the fact of the matter in this case, is that all escorts, high-volume, low-volume, or basically no-volume, have sexual contact with an inordinately large number of people. Then, take into account the number of people with which the client has had sexual contact. Now, everyone with which all of those people have had sexual relations... and so on, and so on... If you look at this objectively, the potential risk is at a level which has to be considered beyond ridiculous, as the number of people in this one individual's sexual chain could easily be in the tens-of-thousands. 


If you think those are good odds... do yourself a favour, and skip that Vegas weekend you've been planning.


Simply never request to have bareback sex with an escort. Honestly, if you do get up enough stupidity to ask, the best outcome you can reasonably hope for, is that she'll just stop conversing with you, and that will be that... Don't count on that happening.

What you can more likely count on, is getting chewed-out, while being educated on the harsh realities of unprotected sex with high-risk individuals. The subject of conversation will likely then shift to how she will never see you, or even answer your calls... ever again. 


...ouch. There's more girls than just her around though. Right?


Well... Maybe. 


I can't speak on the climate of escort-to-escort relations in other cities, but in Victoria, and the rest of Vancouver Island, they are pretty good. Personally, I have many ladies in with whom I confide, and consider good friends. I can assure you, that anyone who makes the mistake of requesting bareback from of any of us, you can pretty much write off any chance of seeing any one of us. Ever. 


Yes, that means forever... Because it's rare that an individual as reckless (not to mention nasty) as this, is able to change.


Thinking of pulling the old, 'I was only testing you, to make sure you didn't do it ...and you passed!' bs? Don't waste your time, Mr. 'Au Natural'... We stopped falling for that little piece of reverse psychology 'genius' after about the third time it was used. Where I'm not sure of any way to check and see if someone is lying, short of a lie-detector, the mystery of if you were 'only testing me' will go unsolved, leaving only two certainties in it's wake:

a) I passed!

b) you failed... and are therefore banned.
While this admittedly seems a bit unfair, it shows there really is no "bareback test'. The only thing clients have is the information shared in forums, instincts, and their own gut feelings. (kind of like us ladies! ;))

Don't worry, in the end you'll likely be rewarded with finding the escorts who resort to having unprotected sex with their clients, as they will be the only ones who will be willing to see you... Lucky, lucky you! :S 



I know this section doesn't apply to the vast majority of the client base here in Victoria, and we girls couldn't be happier that this is the case! Just please remember, while most of us ladies have a zero tolerance policy for anyone who would even consider engaging in this activity... not all escorts do. 


If you are offered this service by any sex worker, tell them, 'thanks, but no thanks', and proceed to get out of there asap.

As tempting as this offer may sound, the potentially devastating effects on both your sexual, and your overall health from doing this even just one time, are hardly worth the few minutes of pleasure you would derive from it.


In closing, I want to assure you that there's nothing you can say, or any amount of money which will sway my opinion on this subject. 

...and for god's sake, just because I don't allow golden showers, please don't think it's '`bareback time', because it most certainly is not. Some people are just fucking gross. (please pardon my language, unless the you're the person for whom that was meant. You know who you are... In that case, enjoy! :))


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|โ€‹All you're asking, is for a little...extra time. (only thing is, most aren't asking) ๐Ÿ˜ก 


...the truth is, too many of you are taking. Period. Believe me when I say I am most definitely not a clockwatcher. Basically every session I have goes over by five or ten minutes. I don't mind this whatsoever, as I was most likely enjoying myself, and I would never want anyone to ever think they were rushed or feel unwanted, because that simply couldn't be further from the truth.

However, more and more clients are beginning to take advantage of my generous nature. This is unfair, and will not be tolerated. I thoroughly enjoy my time with every client, but please understand I am running a scheduled business. I am a very kind, understanding person, and i find it extremely difficult to even drop hints to a client that their time is up. As a result, some clients intentionally overstay their scheduled time... sometimes by great amounts.

This behaviour is extremely rude, selfish, and is beyond unacceptable. Would you ever hang around your lawyer's office, after they had finished with your consultation you, with the expectation they would be open to discussing other concerns you had? Better yet, would you ever expect them to do it free of charge?

If you answered that question honestly, your answer would of course, be no. Why then, is it okay to expect the same of me, or any other girl you may visit?
That's easy. It's not.

All escorts run scheduled businesses, just like doctors, or any other professional you'll go to see. If you tried to pull the stunt I mentioned, they would look at you like you had three heads, and most likely remind you that if you have other issues or concerns, to mention them to the receptionist on your way out, and have her book you another appointment in the future. Correct? 

It's like this... When you greatly overstay the time you've scheduled with a professional, then ignore the fact you have, and offer no compensation for that extra time ... you are stealing. The 'product' I sell, is my time, so if you take up time of mine which you do not compensate me for, then you are stealing. It's really that simple when you think about it.

I will most likely never ask you to leave, and the vast majority of my sessions go over by 5-10 minutes. I don't watch the clock, and always offer MSOG on every appointment, no matter it's length. Most of my clients are very respectful of me and my time, but it only takes a few bad apples to spoil everything for everyone, as the next paragraph illustrates...

no longer offer fifteen minute, or thirty minute sessions. The main reason for this decision is I enjoy sessions which have a longer duration, allowing myself and my client to have a better connection, which almost always leads to a more satisfied client, and a better session. 
The secondary cause of this policy change, is due to the fact that these shorter sessions were by far the most abused by clients. Fifteen minute sessions would be stretched out to 25-30 minutes, with half-hour sessions regularly going beyond 45 minutes.
This situation was only worsening. With no signs of improvement, I was forced to suspend the availability of all sessions under one-hour in duration.

I would like to emphasize that I haven't changed. I'm as sweet as I've always been,and I'm really trying my hardest not to come off like a bitch. ;) Those who have seen me can attest i am not like that at all. However, this is a very disrespectful action, and if I see repeated occurrences from any client, I will unfortunately be forced to decline any of their future requests for an appointment. 

In closing...

Remember, I never watch the clock. 
Being conscientious and respectfulof my time is all I'll ever ask in return.

Thank-you!
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|'But I got called into work! ...I was supposed to let you know?!' ๐Ÿ˜ž

If you must cancel an appointment...

do it as far ahead as possible.  Any heads-up is better than a stand-up! ๏ปฟI, like all escorts, do this to survive. This is how we make our money to pay our mortgage, or rent, buy our food, and live our lives. No-shows and last second cancellations are responsible for large losses every month... please help us cut down on this by simply letting us know a head of time if something has come up. :)โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹

A lot of girls have a 24-hour policy, which means, if you fail to notify them less than 24 hours in advance, you're on the hook for the cost of that appointment... 100% of the cost. But, being the caring, understanding person (some would say sucker) I tend to be, as long as you cancel your appointment before you're supposed to be here, we should be cool. BUT, if you do not cancel until after your appointment was to have begun, or you're a 'true gentleman', and just didn't feel it necessary to call at all... you unfortunately fall under my much meeker, stand-up policy.

โ€‹My stand-up policy is... If you don't show up for an appointment without any cancellation notice, or cancel after the time your appointment was to have begun, I will not see you unless โ€‹โ€‹you are willing to pay the 'I'm a Real Stand-Up Guy'  fee. The fee is $100, and payable at the beginning of your next appointment on top of the rate for that appointment. Plus, as you hand me the fee you must say, 'I'm a real stand-up guy'. because at that moment you truly are... :)

No  exceptions.
โ€‹No  excuses. :)
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|Conscientious texting ๐Ÿ˜•

When texting multiple escorts it's always a good idea to use the name of the escort you're texting in your opening text.
Try saying 'Hello Cherry, would you like to come over, and suck my dick?' ...opposed to the much-too-popular, 'avail?? outcall???' 

โ€‹This way you don't have to ask the confusion-fuelled, and slightly embarrassing question, 'Who is this again...?''
It just kind of ruins the connection you and I are trying to build. (and if you can't recall my name, you should also axe the part about asking me to suck your dick... common sense, right? ;)

โ€‹You're not being charged per letter, "avail?" costs the same as "Excuse me, Cherry. Are you available?" is a lot more likely to get an immediate response, as well as show you have some basic manners. Also, if you have a knowledge of grammar, for God's sake, please use it. I guess I was brought up differently than many who text me, because escort, or not... I wouldn't any more start a text conversation with rates? avail?, than I would go out with a client off the clock. :P

I guess what I'm trying to say, is yes I'm an escort, but I still like to be treated like a lady. NOT all the time, as most of my interests are traditionally considered 'guy stuff', like electronics, and a few other things...;) I'm talking about the traditional little niceties. the holding of doors, pushing in of chairs, and beginning a conversation (yes, even a text conversation) with a simple hello.

...one last thing. I really hate to be such a bitch on this page, because I really do love & appreciate all of you, but maybe you guys were never taught these life lessons... so here's another...

โ€‹When you text a girl, with the customary 2 am, 'avail? rates...?' message, don't just disappear like a friggin' ghost who passed through in the middle of the night... because that's just creepy.
If you don't like the answers I give to your questions, then at least say goodnight...

I am almost certain that is what your Mother would have taught you to do. ;)
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|'But i get off on booking appointments for which I have no intention of showing up.' ๐Ÿ˜ก

***rant alert!*** If you've read the title and asked yourself, 'who would do that?, then you can skip this one. But if you choose to read on, please don't take offence, (unless you're one of the morons who does this) as this segment is directed exclusively at those who are guilty of the before mentioned foolishness.

To all who partake in this phenomenally productive pastime, please grow up. Is it only booking appointments with escorts that gets you hot? Or can you get off to booking your chiropractor, barber, and psychiatrist (you know you see one) as well?

I don't really know what you seem to think you're proving by doing this? In reality however, you're only wasting both of our time...
You're pathetic, and really need to get a hobby, or better yet, a life. Just because your time is worthless, doesn't mean everyone's is.

...and never forget ...Karma is a bitch, and she may be lining you up in her sights right now.

Put the phone down...no, put it down. I know it gives you a chubby, but just put it down.

Loser.
                                                                                                                     
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|'Let's be 'friends'.'  Let's not.๐Ÿ˜’ (sorry, it's nothing personal)


 This subject has been on my website, since it was launched approximately two years ago... but still, I get countless people every month who blatantly defy the direction I offer in this section, even after swearing they have read it. This makes things extremely awkward, and could very well lead to future refusal of services.

Please remember...
Yes, these instructions apply to you.

They apply to everyone who reads them.

Period.


My professional and personal lives are completely separate, and never the twain shall meet... absolutely never.

Please don't ask if I am single.


At that precise moment, I know your intentions are more personal than professional or, that you are having doubts about your safety while you will be in my presence. If so, you've likely just forced me into the awkward position where I must refuse you my services. Please try and see it from my point of view... The best case scenario here, is that you have concern that I have a jealous boyfriend who is going to jump out of the closet, and attack you, while youโ€™re in the rather compromised position of being naked, and balls deep in my pussy.


While I can totally agree that there probably arenโ€™t many worse situations one could find themselves in, whilst under an attack of the unexpected kind, please do not worry about anything remotely close to that ever occurring. If it so happens that I do have a man in my life at the time we get together, I assure you that he will be both totally aware of what is going on, and completely understand that he plays no role in my work. You have my solemn oath that you will not see him, nor will he see you. My clientโ€™s privacy comes first. In nearly four-and-a-half years of escorting, I have never had a singlenegative issue concerning client privacy.  I am as honest with any men who are fortunate enough to be invited into my life, as I am with my clients. I believe that being completely honest, and open with all parties involved, is the best way to avoid unwanted drama.


A worse case scenario would play out in the same awkward manner which it always does anytime a client has inappropriate feelings for me...


Or, a client could very well be looking into my personal situation, because you have far more sinister intentions in mind. Either way, I will most likely refuse you my services, and that really does nothing for either of us, so just please don't do it!


Whether I am seeing six people or none, itโ€™s just not something I want to bring into my work life. While we are together, you are the only man in my world, and I don't want to discuss any others. I promise the experience you and I have together will back up my last statement. You will feel like my one and only, because during the time we spend together, you are.


๏ปฟWhich leads me into my next subject...โ€‹


Never ask me out on a date off the clock. The answer will never be yes. Never.
โ€‹I can't really think of anything more awkward, unacceptable, or selfish that a client could possibly ever do.

(other than maybe going over his time by 30 minutes...:P)


I love you guys, but to have you basically force me to crush your feelings kills me, and is extremely unfair. Please, just don't ever make me do it. However, don't foolishly think I won't be up front with you, just because I hate saying no.

Also... client|provider relationships have led to some of the most spectacular crime scenes ever. No thanks. I have witnessed a few relations of the client-turned-boyfriend kind first hand... Sureeeeeee you're okay with what I do... fast-forward six weeks to the unfortunate train-wreck.


No thanks... I'm good. 


There have been success stories, I will admit. However, I guarantee that I will never be one! ;)

Men and women working in the sex trade must have rules for themselves to follow in order to keep the lines of  their personal/working lives from becoming blurred. I believe this is true for anyone who wishes to keep her sanity, or hopes to achieve longevity in our line of work.


Don't get me wrong. I would love to go on a date with you anytime... but only, and always on the clock. 


I love going out to dinner, to the movies, or even bowling!

Just please remember, my full hourly rate always applies. Yes, even... no,, make that especially if you're very attractive, and will be paying for my drinks.

 

A very Cherrystrange& unusual factoid:

By far, the worst offender in the "but, you're so much more than just a provider to me" realm, is not the type of guy you may automatically think... It is, in fact, the under 30, six-pack abs, good-looking, egotistical, ladies-guy type...

Fuck. Whoever thought they were so sentimental?โ€‹โ€‹
...and where the heck were they before I became an escort???

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| The fine line between 'familiarization texting', and 'free sex chat'.๐Ÿ˜•


If you text me for a purpose other than;

-booking an appointment,
-requesting a change in your appointment time/cancellations,
-or a particular question|request directly related to my services, or this website,

I respectfully request that you refrain from texts of an overtly sexual nature, and try to keep the length of our conversation under 30 minutes. I don't watch the clock during my sessions, so it's my policy to not watch it while engaged in 'familiarity chats' with prospective new clients. I will give one friendly reminder of this policy. clients who choose to continue to ignore these two simple requests, may unfortunately have any upcoming booked appointments cancelled.

While this may seem a little extreme, I ask you to look at things from my point of view... If you won't listen to me, and respect my wishes when we're just texting, how am I able to trust things will be any different in person?

...and thats an added risk in which I am simply not interested.
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|Mis-adventures in latex*๐Ÿ˜•

Here's one that's a bit odd, and I have a hard time believing I even have to say this. 

*When we're finished and you must find a place to dispose of the condom, please dispose of it in the washroom, either in the waste receptacle or by flushing it.

Believe it or not, I have found them in all areas of my condo. On the floor, under my pillow, stuffed down the crack in my sofa, on my electronics shelf, and somehow even on my kitchen counter.

As amusing as I sometimes find this, it's lazy, unsanitary, and just plain gross. 

So, just to recap.. I don't like to play "find the prophylactic"
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|"I don't think I'd pay that for that".๐Ÿ˜ก

Believe it or not, some @$$hole actually texted that to me once...after I had taken a few hours out of my busy schedule to text with him, because he was 'nervous about it'.

โ€‹I care an immense amount about each and every one of my clients. All I expect in return is respect both for myself, and for the few simple requests I make.

One of my most important requests is please don't price dicker. Odds are good you will anyway. It is very insulting to me, and all escorts, to have the price we ask in return for our time be challenged. Remember guys, this is not a car you're renting, every escort is a human being with hopes, dreams and ambitions. There are plenty of other things we could be doing, and other people we could be doing it with.

The rate I have chosen is what I believe that my time is worth and really, who besides me could put a proper value on such a commodity?โ€‹

So please, if you don't have the cash or just don't want to pay as much as I'm asking, don't try and bargain with me. Save us both the disappointment and frustration. I'm always very easily contacted, and would love to chat with you anytime and possibly set up a shorter appointment which would better suit you financially, or book an appointment for you anytime in the future. That way, you have the time to save up some money, and something to look forward to at the same time!


Another popular technique which is commonly used, is the, 'but, I only have $50, or $120' trick. This seems like a good idea, right? I mean, sex workers are amongst the most desperate, and greedy members of society, so of course we'll be happy to get any crumbs you may throw in our direction. Right?

Sorry, but this isn't a McDonalds parking lot, and I'm not a seagull. Stereotypes concerning sex work are a dime a dozen, and very few reflect reality. The, 'I only have xx dollars' trick is rooted in the stereotype that sex workers are all poor, and desperate for money. Then, once you convince then that you are indeed firm on your rate, they miraculously have the $200. This stunt is as transparent, as it is disrespectful, and dishonest. If you try this, it won't likely matter how far you backtrack... Sorry, but the only thing you've successfully negotiated, is an evening which will not be including some time with me. 


I truly don't know why I even have this section, as only about 3% of clients actually respect us enough not to challenge our rates. I think I speak for all escorts, by extending a huge 'thank-you!' to each and every one of the true gentlemen who comprise that rare, and very much appreciated 3%.                                                                           _______________________________________________________________

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|In closing... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Thank-you so much for taking the time to read my etiquette page! I guess you could say I tried to write out the lessons here through the eyes of the typical escort. I know quite a few girls in this community, and it seems are issues are all the same. always remember that basically everything in life comes down to attitude & respect. People really do appreciate it! 

If you follow the gentle direction these few paragraphs have hopefully provided, you and I, or whichever of my fine fellow Victoria providers you chose, will share an experience that we will both remember for a long, long time. And for all the 
right reasons.๏ปฟ

I truly hope I haven't offended anyone, and that my loyal customers (and the loyal customers I have yet to earn) understand why this page, and these recommendations are a necessity. Not just for myself, but for any escort you may find yourself frequenting in the future.

Still love you all...now, 
be nice!


genuinely yours,
cherry ๐Ÿ’                                         


โ€‹ If after all that ranting, you'd still like to come and see me... Then, you must be crazy!

...just kidding,


I'm actually a very sweet girl, who is going to show you an unforgettable time!   

I promise you and I will have a time you will never  forget! Want to find out?


Simply text, e-mail, or call me absolutely anytime!

โ€‹I always love to hear from all of you...


Just please remember to always mind your manners, and to always say hello, and goodbye!